(Art) ... I'm in the wrong business.

"Voice of C. Montgomery Burns" (voiceofcmb) 01/27/2015 at 13:52 • Filed to: None

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Brian Silvestro > Voice of C. Montgomery Burns 01/27/2015 at 13:56

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Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Voice of C. Montgomery Burns 01/27/2015 at 13:57

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Below: Art.

See?

spanfucker retire bitch > Voice of C. Montgomery Burns 01/27/2015 at 13:58

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This shit right here is why I laugh at anyone who tells me that [X] isn't art.

Fucking anything is art these days if someone else considers it as such.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Voice of C. Montgomery Burns 01/27/2015 at 14:01

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Voice of C. Montgomery Burns > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 01/27/2015 at 14:04

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It's beautiful in it's simplicity.

Voice of C. Montgomery Burns > spanfucker retire bitch 01/27/2015 at 14:04

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Art valuation is 90% who you are/who you know.

WolfmanJimCBW > Voice of C. Montgomery Burns 01/27/2015 at 14:09

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I've got a doodle in my work notebook. Let's start the bidding at $100,000.

jariten1781 > Voice of C. Montgomery Burns 01/27/2015 at 14:09

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Hey, it's the guy that shoves large shit through ink jet printers that choke because they're not designed to have stuff like taped together magazine pages as a print medium. He mostly just prints out X's or squares on an ink jet plotter and sells them for a million plus. This is actually one of the lower prices I've seen for him. I bet (and I'm not kidding) that this was supposed to be one of his normal rectangle things and his printer ran out of ink after a couple passes. Instead of wasting it, he sold it for a 'bargain' price.

Voice of C. Montgomery Burns > jariten1781 01/27/2015 at 14:12

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How generous of him.

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Voice of C. Montgomery Burns 01/27/2015 at 14:15

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Art valuation is also 100% money laundering. These "you just don't GET it" pieces are often used to launder drug money or illicit money from "business deals". Need a way to move half a million? Sell and trade art! Suddenly a simple canvas with a doodle on it you paid 500$ for is now 250,000 and comes from some "tortured, misunderstood soul". And there you go, that's why you have so much wealth, you're an art collector!

Eli's Got 2 > Voice of C. Montgomery Burns 01/27/2015 at 14:24

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This infuriates me. Ugh.

Eli's Got 2 > Brian Silvestro 01/27/2015 at 14:25

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LOL

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Voice of C. Montgomery Burns 01/27/2015 at 14:25

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I heard something recently about people dodging a dropped glove at an art gallery, apparently they were worried it might be part of the exhibit.

Voice of C. Montgomery Burns > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 01/27/2015 at 14:29

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Never thought of it that way, and it makes total sense.

bubblestheturtle > Voice of C. Montgomery Burns 01/27/2015 at 19:50

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This is the kind of crap that made me think that modern art is a joke.